I'd brake-checked him several times. He'd blown his horn. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. -Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian
Tag: funny
Obsidian
"Wow. How does he stay so..." Hot. "Fit?" -Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian
Pure
"It smells better? What does your bed smell like? Regret and bad taste?" -Jennifer L. Armentrout, Pure
Fate
"I've just decided that today is a good day to die, and midnight is rapidly approaching, so we better get this done." -Amanda Hocking, Fate
Six of Crows
“You can’t spend his money if you’re dead.” “I’ll acquire expensive habits in the afterlife.” -Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows